Monday, July 10, 2017

1097; Farts

Bismilah.

#1
Me: /farts/
Ibu: Eh you are a girl lah!
Me: B-but I'm a human..

#2
Me: /farts/
Ibu: Heyy sampai sini boleh dengar!
Me: COZ IM ONLY HUMANNNN AND I BLEED AND I FALL DOWN

Haha let's be realistic ibu, everyone farts. That's just how our body works. Pandai control atau tak je :p

Haritu I babysit a baby for the first time AND I NEVER THOUGHT BABY'S FART COULD BE SO LOUD. As loud as an adult's plus the prek prek prek taik sound okay. I HAVE HEARD EVERYTHING. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

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